would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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