You can't motorboat a personality
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Terrible idea I love it
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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