my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
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Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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