We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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