school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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