normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Randomize
