JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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