i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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