We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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