How'd it feel making her break her religion?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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