kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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