At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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