What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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