butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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