I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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