I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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