Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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