i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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