i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Acid is not a monday night drug
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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