Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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