Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
My pussy is not your playground.
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I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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