dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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