More tranny stories later!
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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