I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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