went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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