Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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