Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
"it" just moved
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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