No stitches, just platelets and will power
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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