You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
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Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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