Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Randomize
