i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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