he shaved USA in his pubs
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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