Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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