please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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