so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Randomize