Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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