Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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