i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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