I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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