i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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