she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
