quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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