And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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