just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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