Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
he laminated a picture of his dick.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
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Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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