Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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