how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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