nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
This is my gift to your gina
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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