that's an acceptable place to lick
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
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Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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