Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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