i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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