Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
why is half of my head shaved?
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