I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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